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Well, I never imagined myself doing this again, however I'm happy to step up.

This week the prompt is...

Joke

Lets see what everyone comes up with.

“Here, smell this.”

“What!?”

“Smell this. … Does this smell like red paint to you?”

“Uh, sure. But it’s blue.”

“Good! It’s blue paint.”

**Note: Many thanks to Smith Rock Auto Body and RV Repair in Terrebonne, OR. Their current dad joke is: “What time is it? … I don’t know, it keeps changing!”

***2nd Note: I will come up with something else too!

Brilliant! I love it.

I will post something myself, just my next bit isn't co operating. I will keep working on it though so hang in there.

I am thinking....
I'm still recovering from the wedding and chasing a 4 month old Scottie puppy around.
I wish more folks would join in

Dear Batman,
I believe this package was intended for you. I almost mistakenly opened it, and I am glad I didn't, when I saw the return address was from the Joker. I'm not sure what's inside it, but it's not ticking, so I am sending it to you. Being he's your arch villain, you would know what to do with it.
Sincerely
Ken

Dear Ken,
Yes, I feel you did the prudent thing, as I too am doing. I also received a package mistakenly from Berg Katse, I believe he is your problem. I did not try to open it as I have heard how diabolical Katse can be.
Batman

Dear Joker,
The ruse didn't work, they caught on and switched packages. Too bad, I thought you're feather pen was a great idea.
Katse

Dear Katse,
Oh well. It was nice working with you anyway. I think you sending Batman a duplicate of your mask was a very funny joke.
Joker

I love this.

And now I think I want a feather pen.

Katblu42 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2024 11:30 pm

I love this.

And now I think I want a feather pen.

So when I came up with this idea I looked up Joker's worst jokes, and he had actually done some kind of feather pen that did something diabolical that escapes me right now. I was like, that's too perfect.